A million and one ways to use a Nike swoosh

Please help me out with this one, so that this post can become the longest list online of ways to use a Nike swoosh. I’ll be adding to this post whenever I get a new idea or you post comments.
The idea is to stretch your imagination and to think about new ways of seeing and using standard objects.
Here it goes…(remember to visualize each listing here by seeing the swoosh used in this way)
A million and one ways to use a Nike swoosh
- As a golf club
- As a hammock
- As a way to drink water from a can
- As an eyebrow
- As a smile
- As a harp (put strings on it)
- As a skateboard
- As a new way to mark exam papers (instead of ticking simple swoosh)
- As a hockey stick
- As a horn (wonder what sound would come out of that shape)
- As a boomerang (would it come back?)
- As a violin
- As a soup server
- As a slide
- As a swimming pool
- As jello
- As a container
- As a computer keyboard
- As a hand movement
- As a rocket